Welcome to SANWARE 97™ , the ONLY store where buying is optional and DEFINITIVLY NOT disappointment is guaranteed.
Looking for software that ABSOLUTLY work? You’re in the right place!
Want free gifts that will probably crash OF FUN your house? We got those too!

Here, we don’t sell products, we sell promises (GREAT PRODUCTS) with a discount (99%), plus a couple of viruses with a smiley face.
Need support? Grab a dictionary and some patience, because here we only respond with “Error 404: Im watching furry feets.”

What do we offer?
- Exclusive BUGS™ packages to give your system that vintage charm.
- Infinite updates that only update your frustration.
- SanSpinners™ that spin your head but never your money.

If you’re reading this, congratULATIONSSSS just lost half an hour and a little bit of sanity.
Don’t worry though, here nobody wins, we all lose together................. except the server THE FAGGOT KEEPS WASTING MY COMPUTER SPACE

Warning: By using SANWARE 97™, you accept loss of data, patience, and occasionally, your virginity.
And if it works… well, it’s probably a miracle or an unreported bug.

Wanna buy? Click “BUY NOW” and prepare for A SANNNnnnnSATIONAL DAY.